Midnight Mania! Mad Merab Bites Into LIVE Crayfish

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Welcome to Midnight Mania!

Let’s start the night off by taking a look back over the three biggest stories of New Year’s Eve 2025.

Insomnia

Merab Dvalishvili taking a bite out of a live crayfish is a classic “Machine” thing to do. Some of the replies online say that the Spanish chatter in the background reveals he’s eating the roe off a crayfish rather than just biting into it, which is better … I guess?

Rampage Jackson and the case of mistaken identity.

Me before and after the holidays:

Jan Blachowicz vs. Jamahal Hill makes a lot of sense for both struggling former champions even if I’d rather see “Polish Power” retire outright.

Michel Pereira’s Middleweight move has really fallen apart after a hot start.

Aaron Pico is officially back on the mats.

Slips, rips, and KO clips

Nice feints to hide the switch step:

A double KO in the wild — you don’t see that every day!

This is an absolutely textbook block-and-fire response to the left high kick, something every striker has drilled one million times executed perfectly.